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Berkeley Breathed
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Opus |
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2009-09-02 |
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2007-04-01 |
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16609 |
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You have GOT to hear the latest! About what? Paris Hilt-- Hold that thought, Madam. Taser You were saying? Paris… Pwoing! KRRKCKK!! Boy, I hope this is legal. |
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Berkeley Breathed
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Opus |
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2009-07-08 |
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2006-09-03 |
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14549 |
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The Bloom Picayune Embarrasing Mug Shot Tubby pickled celebrity mouths off during arrest: "Pentagon might as well be sold to Wal-Mart" "Maybe THAT'LL scare those terrorists! Oops! Webbed foot in mouth! Watch as our celebrity salvages his career in five time-tested steps! Step One: Apologize I'm deeply sorry you goobs assumed that I meant "obsolete." I'm deeply, deeply, deeply sorry that anyone was that pea-brained. Step Two: Apologize again with feeling... I'm sorry! Beat me!! I'm an insect! Step Three: Donate time to furthering offended party's goals Keeping things peaceful everyday Scrub scrub scrub Step Four: Be seen conferring with offended party Hooters Hic Snort Step Five: Keep your ridiculous fringe nutcase theories to yourself Oprah's not gay. Scribble scribble scribble |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Berkeley Breathed
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Opus |
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2009-07-06 |
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2006-08-27 |
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14531 |
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OO … my head. What happened last night? Hey nabbed you doing 110 MPH. DUI. But … I'd just had a quiet dinner at a local café. Someone took pics. Herring Energy Juice. Steve! Tell me I didn't mouth off during my arrest. It's in all the papers. Did I say something bad? Something offensive? Something shocking to old-fashioned American values? OH MY! It wasn't me talking on that terrible night! It was the devil's elixir! WHAT LOATHSOME BON MOT DID I BLURT? C'mon. Turn the pentagon into a Wal-Mart. Could things get worse? Hoo-boy. |
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Berkeley Breathed
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Opus |
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2009-06-25 |
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2006-08-06 |
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14301 |
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You! Computer-generated Interloper!! You're on my ottoman! Go away, 2-D boy, and take your hand-drawn flaws with you. Flaws? What flaws? There the red of your tie is outside the lines. And that's what's wrong with today's world: physical perfection has trumped character. What would good leather be without flaws? Vinyl! And who would slightly-worn Meryl Streep be without that intriguing little bend to her nose? Paris Hilton! Yawn. Well, I'll take imperfect me...and I'll take Meryl!! Thbbfft!! Slam!! Although Paris would know what might get this out. Scrub scrub scrub scrub |
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Berkeley Breathed
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Opus |
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2009-04-21 |
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2007-12-02 |
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19695 |
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Wait, Angelina Jolie's mouth isn't that big. You're right. We need smaller bananas. WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHAT ARE WE DOING? WE'RE BUILDING SNOWBABES WHILE THE POLAR ICE CAPS ARE MELTING!! One million people own an iPhone while five billion people on the planet don't have plumbing. And despite our blundering and blustering, soon there's gonna be nukes zipping around under someone's BURQA! WE'RE LIKE THOSE IDIOT FROGS SITTING IN A PAN OF EVER-WARMING WATER TOO STUPID TO JUMP OUT!! WE SHOULD BE JUMPING! I did almost jump after hearing that Garfield was gay. |
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Berkeley Breathed
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Opus |
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2008-09-08 |
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2005-07-17 |
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11122 |
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Wow, Katie Holmes marries the star whose pics she hangs all over her wall as a lovesick adolescent. Gag me. Why you cold-hearted grumpies! … |
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Berkeley Breathed
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Opus |
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2008-09-07 |
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2008-09-07 |
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26583 |
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ELVIS! Hey, I hear you'll soon be checking out for good, hound dog. It's one of those circle of life things I guess. Take some advice from someone's who's done it, dude… Folk's memories ain't all that deep… WHERE you are at the end…is where you'll ALWAYS BE. Forever. Eternity. So wise men say: CHOOSE WISELY. Or you'll get to the end of the line and find yourself where I was... If you recall. In the potty. Reminds me, seat's getting cold. |
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Berkeley Breathed
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Opus |
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2008-08-25 |
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2005-06-26 |
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10832 |
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The Bloom Picayune. Gosh! With today's pressures on serious media, guys like me are really appreciated! In America's great newspapers! Newsroom scruples goy! Get in here!…. |
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Berkeley Breathed
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Opus |
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2008-08-20 |
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2005-06-12 |
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10830 |
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Snore. Snorzzz. Creeeak. Aaaigh!! Michael Jackson! Darth Vader! Jagger! Schwarzenegger! Bono! Paula Abdul! Donald Trump! You're all back! Come to think of it … Why do you all keep popping up like cheap yo-yos?….. |
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Berkeley Breathed
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Opus |
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2008-06-11 |
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2004-11-07 |
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8979 |
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Re-Elect Bill. Victory Victory Victory Victory. 6:03a.m. last Wednesday …. We lost. We lost?! I … I don't know what happened. What happened is that last week our candidate got caught in a 17-minute marriage with Paris Hilton!! Now, now … 'Twas the folly of youth. Plus, you know ... tequila shots. Life is over!! No! It's not! That's just the angst of democracy talking!! Give me one good post-election reason to live. There's lots of reasons life is still worth living!! Why, there's ... there's... uh ... and natural, there's ... er ... there's ... snap! Peaches! Munch munch. Forgot. |
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