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Date: 2008-07-04 Image Number: 24665 Caption: Y'know, I learned a long time ago that when a man starts to act all jealous, it's usually 'cause he's thinking of cheating. Is that it, Phil Anders? If I'm not enough for you, just tell me. I'll understand. Of course you're enough for me, Susan. Good. Wait. By "understand," do you mean you wouldn't mind if I...? Get out. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   3.   Cartoonist: J.C. Duffy Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers Viewable Date: 2008-07-04 Pub. Date: 2008-07-04 Image Number: 24672 Caption: Well, I'm off to see the fireworks. The pyrotechnical display in the park? No, Lance and arguing in the kitchen. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Universal Press   4.   Cartoonist: Darrin Bell Comic/Cartoon: Candorville Viewable Date: 2008-07-03 Pub. Date: 2008-07-03 Image Number: 24664 Caption: Ok, I'll tell you why I'm mad. How come you hang out with guys all the time? What? Lemont and Clyde? They're just friends, Phil. Men and women can never be "just friends." There's only one reason a man would want to hang out with a chick, and being "friends" isn't it. Is that how you see women? Don't try to turn this around on me. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   5.   Cartoonist: Darrin Bell Comic/Cartoon: Candorville Viewable Date: 2008-07-02 Pub. Date: 2008-07-02 Image Number: 24663 Caption: What's going on, man? You're acting like such a jerk today. I… I'm sorry, Susan. It's just… you make me crazy. Sometimes you make me tremble. No other woman has ever done this to me. You make me all rumbly inside. …But enough about your cooking. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   6.   Cartoonist: Darrin Bell Comic/Cartoon: Candorville Viewable Date: 2008-07-01 Pub. Date: 2008-07-01 Image Number: 24662 Caption: Phil, let's go someplace where it's just you and me. Nah. Let's go to the club. We go clubbing like every week, dude. Wouldn't you like to just hang out sometime and talk? You look better dancing than you do talking. …Is that some sort of stupid joke? Oh yeah, this "talking" thing's going real well. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   7.   Cartoonist: Berkeley Breathed Comic/Cartoon: Opus Viewable Date: 2008-07-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-09 Image Number: 9237 Caption: You're Frieda Quackenbush of 114 Elm St.? Yes. Frieda Quackenbush who described herself as a "raging wildcat of come-hither beauty"? Acme Online Dating. And where is my promised "George Clooney-esque love rhino"? Uhhhhh. Snicker snicker ... Hee! Hee! Hee! He's not here. I noticed. Boy o boy ... In matters of the heart, we just run willy-nilly toward fantasy don't we? It's a lovely night. too lovely for loneliness. Or delusions. Madam. The taxi awaits. So that's where the Clooney guy is! For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   8.   Cartoonist: Darrin Bell Comic/Cartoon: Candorville Viewable Date: 2008-06-30 Pub. Date: 2008-06-30 Image Number: 24661 Caption: Meanwhile, uptown… So have your friends started in yet? Huh? Come on, it's an old story: boy meets girl, girl's friends imply boy's a jerk, girl says "You don't understand him like I do"… …Girl's friends lie about seeing boy with other girl at the club, girl asks boy about it, boy changes subject. Old story. Wait. What was that? Make me a sandwich, babe? For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   9.   Cartoonist: J.C. Duffy Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers Viewable Date: 2008-06-26 Pub. Date: 2008-06-26 Image Number: 24487 Caption: Lance, why does a woman like Gloria continue to date a slacker like you? You know what they say, Axel… once you date slack, you can't go back. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Universal Press   10.   Cartoonist: J.C. Duffy Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers Viewable Date: 2008-06-23 Pub. Date: 2008-06-23 Image Number: 24484 Caption: I never knew it could be like this. It can't. That would explain it. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Universal Press   11.   Cartoonist: J.C. Duffy Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers Viewable Date: 2008-06-21 Pub. Date: 2008-06-21 Image Number: 24247 Caption: I want to start seeing other imaginary girlfriends, Jessica. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Universal Press   12.   Cartoonist: Dave Coverly Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump Viewable Date: 2008-06-17 Pub. Date: 2008-06-17 Image Number: 24272 Caption: Really? You don't mind if I ask her out? For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Creator's Syndicate   13.   Cartoonist: Nina Paley Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures Viewable Date: 2008-06-16 Pub. Date: 1993-12-20 Image Number: 1429 Caption: Guess what! I saw (insert celebrity name here), the famous movie star, going into a restaurant downtown! Ohmigod! Isn't she splitting up with (insert celebrity name here), the famous pop star?! She's a bitch!! Did you see her last video? A bomb!! Well, I hear she's been seeing (insert celebrity name here), the famous T.V. star!! Like ohmigod!! Does that mean he's gonna divorce (insert celebrity name here), the famous spokesmodel?! Would you two shutup about celebrities?! Celebrities aren't real! They're consumer products! Their "lives" are packaged for mass-consumption to get you glued to the "popular media" and exposed to ever more advertising! And you're emotionally involved with them than with your own real lives and relationships! Sheesh! Ohmigod! Wasn't that Nina (tm) the famous cartoon character?! I hear she's dating Elvis the famous postage stamp! For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Nina Paley   14.   Cartoonist: Miscellaneous Vintage Comic/Cartoon: Ohio State Univ. Treasury of Fine Art, Cartoon Research Lib. Viewable Date: 2008-06-16 Pub. Date: 1900-00-00 Image Number: 3176 Caption: (Your fortune). You're too particular! For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Ohio State University   15.   Cartoonist: Berkeley Breathed Comic/Cartoon: Opus Viewable Date: 2008-06-13 Pub. Date: 2004-11-21 Image Number: 8981 Caption: Hi! I'm Steve. You're from Tennessee! Why? 'Cause you're the only ten I see. How old must you be? Fifty? What's wrong with fifty? Thbbft! Hey! Just one you geezers should try approaching a woman your own age. But … Discover if you have what it takes to make a middle-aged heart race! But ... Hi! You're from Tenn --- How little must you make? Fifty? Thbbft! Thbbft! Thbbft! Yep! Fifty spews! Thbbft! For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   16.   Cartoonist: Nina Paley Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures Viewable Date: 2008-06-12 Pub. Date: 1993-10-15 Image Number: 1428 Caption: Hi Mom! Guess what? I placed a personal ad! You what?! Oh, c'mon, it's not a big deal out here. Everybody does it. God I don't envy you young single people today. Well, rest assured, none of them tried to axe-murder me. Great. That's really reassuring. But one of them was a bona fide mental hospital escapee.* What?! Yeah! He was cute too! Hey is that the time? Gotta go! What?! Wait!! I hope I never have kids. *It's true - I'm not making this up! For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Nina Paley   17.   Cartoonist: Nina Paley Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures Viewable Date: 2008-06-06 Pub. Date: 1992-07-01 Image Number: 1426 Caption: I'd like the vegetarian plate. I’ll have the veal cutlet. So you're a vegetarian, huh? Don't tell me what to eat! You "politically correct" types think you can enforce your dietary restrictions on everybody else. Well I'm not going to feel guilty! Mmm! Nice juicy baby cow! Glad I'm not trying to prove anything by forcing down those tasteless fiber sticks and tofu chunks! Real beef for real people! Don't give me that holier-than-thou trip! You're just jealous 'cause I'm higher up on food chain than you are! Fascist! For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Nina Paley   18.   Cartoonist: Bob Staake Comic/Cartoon: Bob Staake's Humorous Illustrations Viewable Date: 2008-06-05 Pub. Date: 2002-02-09 Image Number: 392 Caption: Woman, with a determined look on her face, holds by the collar a dazed man who she is dragging behind her. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Bob Staake   19.   Cartoonist: Nina Paley Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures Viewable Date: 2008-06-04 Pub. Date: 1991-04-29 Image Number: 1425 Caption: Dating Warning Signs. I just broke up with my girlfriend yesterday. I fully intend to date other women. Didn't I tell you I have a daughter? Mind if I smoke? Can I borrow a hundred bucks? Wow! Look at the waitress! For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Nina Paley   20.   Cartoonist: J.C. Duffy Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers Viewable Date: 2008-06-02 Pub. Date: 2008-06-02 Image Number: 23878 Caption: So, do you ever date outside your religion…? Yes, but not outside my species…sorry. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Universal Press   Result page:    1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   10   11   12   13   14   15   16   17   18   19   20   Next   (386 images)