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Result page:    1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   Next   (162 images) 1.   Cartoonist: Brian Crane Comic/Cartoon: Pickles Viewable Date: 2008-05-06 Pub. Date: 2008-05-06 Image Number: 23149 Caption: Do my eyes look funny when I smile? Funny? Nelson said my eyes get wrinkly and squinty when I smile. What do you think? Augh! One of these days you're going to have a real heart attack and I won't believe you. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   2.   Cartoonist: Nick Anderson Comic/Cartoon: Nick Anderson's Editorial Cartoons Viewable Date: 2008-05-05 Pub. Date: 2002-02-05 Image Number: 4946 Caption: I'm not answering any questions… You've taken on a prosecutorial tone… For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   3.   Cartoonist: Bob/Tom Thaves Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest Viewable Date: 2008-05-05 Pub. Date: 2008-05-05 Image Number: 23371 Caption: Debate. First they waffled and then they gave syrupy answers. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: United Media   4.   Cartoonist: Darrin Bell Comic/Cartoon: Candorville Viewable Date: 2008-04-30 Pub. Date: 2008-04-30 Image Number: 23191 Caption: Help! 911 ain't answerin'! My friends is all 'sleep! I ain't know who else ta call! They chokin' me… Help… Ok, listen to me very carefully. Is there an empty bottle of Colt 45 or Hennessy nearby? Yuh… Yeh. Good. Crack it over his head. The Clintons. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   5.   Cartoonist: Berkeley Breathed Comic/Cartoon: Opus Viewable Date: 2008-04-28 Pub. Date: 2004-05-30 Image Number: 8955 Caption: I've had an iffy relationship with technology, lately. I'm not stupid enough to answer that. Don't … Aargh!! Hello? Hello? Hello. You're breaking up. Who's breaking up? You're breaking up. I'm not breaking up. Whoop … Losing you … I'm right here. Hello? Breaking up ... Stop saying that! You're going .... I'm not going! Oops, you're breaking up. Who is this? "Oprah's Health and Wholeness Center." For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   6.   Cartoonist: Nina Paley Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures Viewable Date: 2008-04-28 Pub. Date: 1988-09-25 Image Number: 1308 Caption: "The R-Word". "Relationships". What a tired, old worn out topic. Nina would forget about them altogether if it weren't for people smooching everywhere she looks. Slurp. Drool. Slobber. Disgusting…I wish I were doing that…. Even not, Nina's brain leaps about wondering how she's going to get the relationship of her dreams. Cut that out! Wonder ponder ponder. Experience would suggest there in nothing you can do to "make" a relationship happen. At least not the kind of relationship you want. Yet Nina always wonders, is it really our of her control? Do these things really just happen on "God's terms"?? You bet your ass, honey. Voice o' god. Nina has the nagging fear that we hill eventually get into a romantic relationship, but with someone she doesn't like. Sigh. All those cute guys around. Too bad I'm stuck with Mondo here. Oh well, "beggars can't be choosers". So why does Nina yearn for a relationship when she knows what a pain there are? Pine yearn crave year. Cuz you're a dumbshit. Voice o' Negativity. Maybe it's due to those pesky hormones exercising their power... Go on! Hup! Get yerself a man! Hormones. Hey! ....Or perhaps, it's due to the deep yearnings of Nina's "child's within" for paternal love. Waaa! I want Daddy!!!! Shut up! Would you shut up!? Nina hasn't quite come to terms with all these forces at work within her, and so she feels a little strained. Strain strain uuurrghh.....But she knows there's no point in trying to tell her heart what to do. Look I'm drivin' this train, so quit hassling me! Nina thinks there's got to be an answer to all these relationship dilemmas. What's the @*?#!! answer?! Oh God No, not that !! The end? For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Nina Paley   7.   Cartoonist: Mike Peters Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm Viewable Date: 2008-04-28 Pub. Date: 2008-04-28 Image Number: 23226 Caption: Wait a minute, I think Lassie's trying to tell us something. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: King Features   8.   Cartoonist: Berkeley Breathed Comic/Cartoon: Opus Viewable Date: 2008-04-22 Pub. Date: 2007-08-12 Image Number: 18005 Caption: It says that 26% of Americans agree that with a few more Baghdad doors kicked in, victory is imminent. Who ARE these people in these polls? Lola, focus on this pole. 27% of Americans agree that global warming is an atheist plot to confiscate their pickup trucks. I'm serious. I don't meet these folks. Where are they?... WHO are they? Give me a picture... Choose one: Leprechauns are A. Not real. B. Hiding in my pants. Oo! Oo! For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   9.   Cartoonist: John Deering Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew Viewable Date: 2008-04-22 Pub. Date: 2008-04-22 Image Number: 23028 Caption: Now, keep in mind, that response to your poll only applies if the election were tomorrow. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Creator's Syndicate   10.   Cartoonist: Mike Peters Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm Viewable Date: 2008-04-18 Pub. Date: 2008-04-18 Image Number: 23010 Caption: Hmm …. What's the scientific name for a taste bud? Wait … it's right on the tip of my tongue. You've got the name? No, the taste bud. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: King Features   11.   Cartoonist: Matt Wuerker Comic/Cartoon: Matt Wuerker's Editorial Cartoons Viewable Date: 2008-04-10 Pub. Date: 2001-05-28 Image Number: 5921 Caption: To the top 1% of Americans. The next 9%. The next 20%. The bottom 60%. And people said I wasn't good at math! For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Matt Wuerker   12.   Cartoonist: Berkeley Breathed Comic/Cartoon: Opus Viewable Date: 2008-04-02 Pub. Date: 2004-03-21 Image Number: 8945 Caption: SWP: Needs job, room, pals. Rrring!! Bloom County Bell. Good day, sir. Do you have a moment to answer a few questions? Really? You just want to ask me things, ma'am? I find you fascinating. Let's talk over sardine risotto. Your brain is fantastic! I don't know where to start! How 'bout my place? Oooo... If I have another ginger ale herring wallbanger, I won't be able to ask you what I'm dying to know! Gosh, I wouldn't want to deny my mind to anyone! Okay, but I may not be able to hold my lips back once you answer!! Ask!! But watch the nose!!! If the president were a breakfast cereal, what would he be? A: "Cap'n Crunch." B: "Fruit Loop."... Obviously, it's been awhile since anyone has shown interest in something besides my body.... C: "Mini Nut Flake." For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   13.   Cartoonist: Brian Basset Comic/Cartoon: Red and Rover Viewable Date: 2008-03-30 Pub. Date: 2008-03-30 Image Number: 22361 Caption: If March comes in like a lion, does it really go out like a lamb? Humankind deserves a definitive answer! Roar. Growl. Grrrrrrr. Slam! Fast forward to today. Release the beast! Barrrrrrrr. ? ? And so, after careful sound analysis, it has been determined that March does indeed come in like a lion - but goes out like a goat. Are you sure that wasn't a "bahhhhh"? No, it was definitely a "barrrrrrrr." For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   14.   Cartoonist: Dwane Powell Comic/Cartoon: Dwane Powell's Editorial Cartoons Viewable Date: 2008-03-25 Pub. Date: 2008-03-24 Image Number: 22558 Caption: Office of the Vice Prez. Jan. 20, 2009. The new guy's here, sir. So? For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Creator's Syndicate   15.   Cartoonist: Bob/Tom Thaves Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest Viewable Date: 2008-03-22 Pub. Date: 2008-03-22 Image Number: 22525 Caption: Now we know why the chicken crossed the road --- it as to get away from the Easter bunny! For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: United Media   16.   Cartoonist: Joel Pett Comic/Cartoon: Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons Viewable Date: 2008-03-15 Pub. Date: 2000-00-00 Image Number: 4369 Caption: Name. Score. 10. A young girl pole valuts over a test answer sheet into a pool filled with sharks. Judges evaluate her performance. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: CartoonArts Int'l/NY Times   17.   Cartoonist: MIke Twohy Comic/Cartoon: That's Life Viewable Date: 2008-03-14 Pub. Date: 2003-04-11 Image Number: 3358 Caption: Go figure! (Mathematician, speaking to another, stands at a chalkboard where he has written a long, complicated equation.) For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Freelance/Self-Syndicated   18.   Cartoonist: Bob Staake Comic/Cartoon: Bob Staake's Humorous Illustrations Viewable Date: 2008-03-09 Pub. Date: 2002-01-26 Image Number: 352 Caption: 6 pounds of chocolate … 53,000,000 miles … pepperoni. Answerbot. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Bob Staake   19.   Cartoonist: Darrin Bell Comic/Cartoon: Candorville Viewable Date: 2008-03-04 Pub. Date: 2008-03-04 Image Number: 22133 Caption: Mr. Wahl, why did the Secret Service order Dallas Police to stop checking for weapons at a Barack Obama rally? We have a layered security plan. We check some people, then we move on to others. Like what? Can't tell you. Top secret. Is one of those layers called "Making up excuses for not checking everyone for weapons"? Who told you? For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Washington Post Writers Group   20.   Cartoonist: Steve Kelley Comic/Cartoon: Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons Viewable Date: 2008-03-04 Pub. Date: 2008-03-04 Image Number: 22174 Caption: Hillary says she'd be best able to answer the phone at 3AM. She'd be up anyway, waiting for Bill. For Republication: Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites For Merchandise: Store For eCard: Send For Newspapers: Creator's Syndicate   Result page:    1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   Next   (162 images)